The Brain of a Daily Kos Reader is a Fearsome Machine
Tying up a loose end from the dearly-departed year 2021, here’s a recap of some of our C&J poll results from the fourth quarter. It gives the world a moment to pause and collectively marvel at the sound judgment and brainpower on display here at the Great Orange Satan:
✔ 86 percent of you are definitely ready to let states other than Iowa go first during future presidential primary seasons.
✔ 95 percent aren’t surprised that people who claim “Jesus is my vaccine” keep dying of Covid-19.
✔ 94 percent support Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen’s call for a federal data protection agency focused on safeguarding Americans’ online personal data and civil liberties.
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✔ 69 percent rightly predicted that world leaders would get nothing substantial done at the climate summit in Glasgow. (Greta was not happy.)
✔ 99 percent support the suspension and/or firing of health care workers and first responders who refuse to get vaccinated for Covid-19.
✔ In mid-November we asked how you would grade Attorney General Merrick Garland’s job performance in terms of “his urgency in dealing with this precarious moment in our country’s history.” Three percent gave him an A, 14 percent a B, 30 percent a C, 29% a D, and 24 percent an F.
✔ Given various projects the new infrastructure bill will pay for, 32% were most impressed with lead-pipe replacement, followed by charging stations for electric vehicles (20%), with roads/bridges and broadband expansion tied at 17%.
✔ Not even close: 98 percent of the orange rabble support a vaccine mandate for people traveling by air, as Dr. Fauci has suggested.
✔ When asked to grade the overall performance of President Biden’s cabinet during 2021, 33 percent gave them an A, 53 percent a B, 7 percent a C, and one percent a D.
✔ And for 45 percent of you, your list of Festivus grievances for 2021 was longer than last year’s. For 23 percent the list was shorter.
Please: keep voting in our polls. It'll keep ya sharp for the midterms. And now, our feature presentation…
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Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, January 5, 2022
Note: What kind of dancers do professional plumbers make the most money off of? Cloggers, of course. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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By the Numbers:
Days 'til the start of the Winter Olympics in that country that allows corruption and human rights abuses to fester. No, not us, silly—China: 30
Percent of Democrats and Republicans, respectively, polled by Civiqs who say they teach about racism at home: 86%, 39%
Percent of Americans in the same poll who believe the police improved how they interact with people over the last year: 18%
People in the ICU in Michigan on December 13 and January 3, respectively: 1,019 / 774
Average price of a used vehicle in November, according to Edmunds.com: $29,011
Percent chance that the Mercedes concept car EQXX is "made with a host of innovative recycled and sustainable materials including mushroom fibers, ground up cacti, and trash such as food scraps": 100%
Current rate of inflation in Turkey: 36%
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Mid-week Rapture Index: 185 (including 5 plagues and 1 “true Christian” who can't understand why he’s still single). Soul Protection Factor 24 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.
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Puppy Pic of the Day: Rule #1 for a seasoned criminal: leave no prints…
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CHEERS to bustin' that filibuster in the chops, boy howdy I'm tellin' ya this time it's for realz maybe. After eating his usual breakfast of rusty nails and single-handedly stopping several muggings and bank robberies with nothing more than his wits and those giant fists of fury, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer sat down and scrawled an earthquake-inducing letter on a chunk of Harley tailpipe. And, by god, this time it's personal:
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) announced on Monday that the Senate will hold another vote on voting rights legislation in January. If Republicans choose to filibuster debate on it for the fifth time, Schumer promised to hold a vote on changing Senate rules to enable it to come to the floor for debate and, ultimately, passage.
In a letter to his Senate colleagues, Schumer framed the push for voting rights laws as a response to the election fraud lies peddled by former President Donald Trump, which inspired the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol. Those lies and the insurrection have since stood as inspiration for Republican state legislatures to enact new laws that limit voting opportunities and, in at least one state, enable Republicans to purge Democrats from local election boards and replace them with partisans who can make it harder to vote in key Democratic counties. […]
The Jan. 6 anniversary is at the beginning of this final push for voting rights legislation. The Martin Luther King Jr. Day holiday, which falls on Jan. 17 this year, is the end: Schumer promised that any push to change Senate rules will come by that date.
Sounds like Schumer has something up his sleeve. If he doesn’t get this done, it better be a one-way ticket on the first SpaceX trip to Mars.
CHEERS to peace in our time. Big announcement from the dudes in charge of most of the world's supply of metallic laser-guided Worse-Than-Hiroshimas:
China, Russia, the United States and France have agreed that a further spread of nuclear arms and a nuclear war should be avoided, according to a joint statement by the five nuclear powers published by the Kremlin on Monday.
It said that the five countries—which are the permanent members of the United Nations Security Council—consider it their primary responsibility to avoid war between the nuclear states and to reduce strategic risks, while aiming to work with all countries to create an atmosphere of security.
“We affirm that a nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought,” the English-language version of the statement read.
And in economic news: words remain cheapest commodity on earth for the four billionth straight year.
P.S. Britain, Pakistan and the UK didn’t sign on to this? Earth, we may have a problem.
CHEERS to beating Big Meat. Smart and appropriate move by President Biden, as he reaches out to rural Americans by taking aim at the giant price-gouging meat-packing conglomerates:
President Joe Biden met virtually with independent farmers and ranchers Monday to discuss initiatives to reduce food prices by increasing competition within the meat industry, part of a broader effort to show his administration is trying to combat inflation. “Capitalism without competition isn’t capitalism—it’s exploitation,” Biden said.
Biden is building off a July executive order that directed the Agriculture Department to more aggressively look at possible violations of the 1921 Packers and Stockyards Act, which was designed to ensure fair competition and protect consumers. Meat prices have climbed 16% from a year ago, with beef prices up20.9%. […]
“We must get to the bottom of why farmers and ranchers continue to receive low payments while families across America endure rising meat prices,” said Zippy Duvall, president of the American Farm Bureau Federation.
Good. Because meat has gotten so expensive that in order to put pork on my table I've had to put my most cherished possessions in hock. You might call it...ham hock! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! (These and 499 other knee-slappers are now available in Billy's Industrial Food Industry Jokes For All Occasions, Volume LCXXIII. Hurry and get yours today---they're moo-ving fast!)
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BRIEF SANITY BREAK
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CHEERS to Democratic bulldogs. Former Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill—who coined the phrase "All politics is local"—died 28 years ago today at 81. His 1994 New York Times obituary is an excellent read on retail politics and how Team D can differentiate itself from Team R:
He was a large, joyous, generous-spirited man with a bulbous nose, yellowed white hair that flopped over his forehead and an ever-present cigar. […]
Mr. O'Neill was an old-style politician and proud of it, a House Speaker comfortable with power, who clung to his brand of liberalism long after it ceased to be fashionable, even among his fellow Democrats.
An early opponent of the Vietnam War, Mr. O'Neill took strong positions on many controversial issues. He was the Congressional leader who pushed hardest for the impeachment of President Richard M. Nixon and later, as Speaker, put his prestige on the line for Congressional reform. […] To Mr. O'Neill, who spoke of the Democratic Party with near-religious fervor, the party was the one of the cities, the working people, the poor, the needy, the unemployed, the sick and the disinherited. "And no way are we ever going to let them down," he would insist.
Pay your respects here. Bulbously.
CHEERS to happy days in Nerdville. A lot of well-earned whooping and hollering at NASA yesterday as the James Webb space telescope—which, when fully active, will look so far back into history that we'll be able to see whose shoe our universe came from the bottom of—passed a major milestone in its deployment as it unfurled…
…all five layers of its tennis-court-sized sunshield, a prerequisite for the telescope's science operations and the most nerve-wracking part of its risky deployment.
The challenging procedure, which required careful tensioning of each of the five hair-thin layers of the elaborate sunshield structure was a seamless success today (Jan. 4). Its completion brought huge relief to the thousands of engineers involved in the project over its three decades of development, as well as the countless scientists all over the world who eagerly await Webb's groundbreaking observations. […]
Since Webb observes infrared light, or heat, it has to be kept at extremely cold temperatures so that there is no heat from Webb that could obscure its observations. By reflecting both incoming solar radiation and heat from planet Earth, the sunshield keeps Webb perfectly cold.
Had the rollout of the heat shield failed, NASA was ready with Plan B to keep the craft icy cold during its mission: having Ivanka Trump spend a few minutes a day staring at it.
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Ten years ago in C&J: January 5, 2012
JEERS to earth-shaking news. In northeast Ohio, underground storage of wastewater from the natural gas extraction process called fracking is causing earthquakes. Eleven so far. Of course, there's a difference of opinion on the seriousness of this. The people we typically refer to as educated scientists say "you ain't seen nothin' yet," while the group popularly known as politicians (Governor Kasich, take a bow) say "nothing to see here, please move along." Besides, who doesn’t dream about having their own vibrating bed?
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And just one more…
CHEERS to the Land of Enchantment. Happy 110th birthday this week to our 47th state: New Mexico! Not many people know this, but the state's official insect is the tarantula hawk wasp, which apparently flew through the gates of hell to get here:
When a female is ready to lay her eggs, she seeks out a tarantula and injects it with paralyzing venom.
She drags the tarantula to a burrow and stuffs it down the hole, then lays her eggs on top of the paralyzed spider. Several days later the eggs hatch and the larvae feed on the still living tarantula.
Also: not many people know that the state maintains an army of giant tarantula hawk wasps in an underground bunker in Roswell. And also not many people know that therein lies the reason for the state's official motto: "What New Mexico Wants, New Mexico Gets."
Have a happy humpday. Floor's open...What are you cheering and jeering about today?
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